MS titles we'd like to see (for fun!)

[MarySunshine]

Let's face it; over 400,000 Americans have MS. And quite frankly, EVERYONE seems to know someone with MS (to compare us too....lol). I was thinking we could cash in on this (call me greedy!)...and start our own MS TV Channel.

Of course, many of us suffer from cog fog, so we could just use other show titles and change them a bit....if they try to catch on on copyright infringement, we can just play "the cripple card"

I'll start, cuz I've already thought of a few:Clinical Summary Investigation: East Limboland
-oddly enough, it's usually a medical professional or insurance rep that was in that chalkline...hmmm.....

Clinical Summary Investigation: West Limboland
-this is the daytime version similar to a soap opera, and it never does seem to get anywhere

We could also have ads:
My idea for an ad is for a wine, which is commonly referred to as "Running with Scissors"....I'm thinking the MS version should be called "Running with Footdrop" since it is far more dangerous AND has the added bonus of looking drunk before even taking a sip!

I'm thinking we should stay away from commercials for ACTUAL medicines, since people who TRULY need them are scared off by those laundry lists of side effects!


Ok, tag you're it! Where are those brilliant ideas?

[chalknpens]

NCIS

No Cure In Sight ... the never ending naval mysteries chased by our team:

Stabby (reviews injection results)

McMe (MIT graduate whose computer skills follow geographic coordinates of reported cases of MS, for no apparent reason),

Don'tKnowNo (savvy detective who charms PWMS into awkward social situations and then dashes away at the critical moment)

and the Boss, Gifts (who supplies all those pens and useless medical how-to manuals at conferences),

assisted by Dr. Plucky (who will get to know you after you've passed away waiting for an appointment with a neurologist,)

and his assistant Embalmer, who will gently slide you into the cooler, which is the kindest thing, after all.

[CasinoKathy]

Those are good ones! Made me laugh!!

CRS-- can't remember s--t! I think we all can relate!

SHHTLD--shouldn't have had that last drink! This was said to me by a elderly lady at about 9 a.m. at a casino when I lost my balance!