Walk into a crowed elevator, turn to face them and say, without smiling, “I bet you are wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.”
2. Make some vanilla pudding and pour it into a big *** jar of mayonnaise. Eat it in PUBLIC O_O
3. Wear a shirt that says LIFE in big letters then stand on the corner & hand out lemons.
4. Drive in a car with a Darth Vadar mask on. (The Geek Bot Team can check that of their ****ing list)
5. Dress up like a superhero, preferably Batman, and go grocery shopping.
6. Have a friend dress up like Joker and go to the same store at the same time.
7. Buy a parrot. Teach it to say “HELP! I’VE BEEN TURNED INTO A PARROT!”
8. Empty a jar of alpo (make sure you wash it, you idiot), fill it with chili, and walk around in public eating it.
(my dad did that)
9. Run into a crowded place and yell “WHAT YEAR IS IT?” When someone answers, jump around hysterically yelling “IT WORKED! IT WORKED!” and then take off running.
2. Make some vanilla pudding and pour it into a big *** jar of mayonnaise. Eat it in PUBLIC O_O
3. Wear a shirt that says LIFE in big letters then stand on the corner & hand out lemons.
4. Drive in a car with a Darth Vadar mask on. (The Geek Bot Team can check that of their ****ing list)
5. Dress up like a superhero, preferably Batman, and go grocery shopping.
6. Have a friend dress up like Joker and go to the same store at the same time.
7. Buy a parrot. Teach it to say “HELP! I’VE BEEN TURNED INTO A PARROT!”
8. Empty a jar of alpo (make sure you wash it, you idiot), fill it with chili, and walk around in public eating it.
(my dad did that)
9. Run into a crowded place and yell “WHAT YEAR IS IT?” When someone answers, jump around hysterically yelling “IT WORKED! IT WORKED!” and then take off running.
I really like #1 and #3
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