All right, showers, HELP. I'm so reluctant to put myself through the torment of the whole process, I'm getting grimey.
It makes me sooooo tired.
I am genuinely frightened of falling over, or slipping and being found nude and unconscious with blood draining down the plughole a la Psycho.
Yes, I have a shower chair, but my legs start uncontrollably shaking when I sit on the thing, even with the water at the Titanic just sank temperature.
I do the military wash with a cloth when I can't face it.
I only wash my hair once a week these days, and I don't have the strength to wash the conditioner out properly. I still look like like giant ball of frizz. Yes, I've cut it much shorter.
I don't want to have to shave my legs, but I can't afford that much waxing. I do get my eyebrows done, or I really would like a gorilla. That's because my fingers and tweezers are no longer a happy combination.
What's worrying me is I'm at the point of, well, who cares anyway? Let the hair grow free and wild. Double-strength deodorant, and there's nothing Febreeze can't cover up...
This is all very demoralising. Any suggestions?
It makes me sooooo tired.
I am genuinely frightened of falling over, or slipping and being found nude and unconscious with blood draining down the plughole a la Psycho.
Yes, I have a shower chair, but my legs start uncontrollably shaking when I sit on the thing, even with the water at the Titanic just sank temperature.
I do the military wash with a cloth when I can't face it.
I only wash my hair once a week these days, and I don't have the strength to wash the conditioner out properly. I still look like like giant ball of frizz. Yes, I've cut it much shorter.
I don't want to have to shave my legs, but I can't afford that much waxing. I do get my eyebrows done, or I really would like a gorilla. That's because my fingers and tweezers are no longer a happy combination.
What's worrying me is I'm at the point of, well, who cares anyway? Let the hair grow free and wild. Double-strength deodorant, and there's nothing Febreeze can't cover up...
This is all very demoralising. Any suggestions?
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