We'll start with me reversing my car out of a car park outside a church, and was going to say scraping, have to say gouging out quite a fair chunk of the driver's side paint and so forth.
Now I would never attempt insurance fraud, but I did this in front a crowd of 350 (literally,I was there, they signed in the book) mourners leaving the church, post funeral.
That's the least our worries on a day like today, said the fellow who owned the giant vehicle into which I turned. He had a slight bit of aluminium grazing to his bull bar. Good, good, says I.
Then, home I come, a wee tad stressed, to find the lovely cleaning ladies wouldn't take any money. 'We saw your shower chair, you poor thing, we can't take your money every week.' Good, cool, fine.
So, swings and roundabouts.
Now I would never attempt insurance fraud, but I did this in front a crowd of 350 (literally,I was there, they signed in the book) mourners leaving the church, post funeral.
That's the least our worries on a day like today, said the fellow who owned the giant vehicle into which I turned. He had a slight bit of aluminium grazing to his bull bar. Good, good, says I.
Then, home I come, a wee tad stressed, to find the lovely cleaning ladies wouldn't take any money. 'We saw your shower chair, you poor thing, we can't take your money every week.' Good, cool, fine.
So, swings and roundabouts.
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