talking bloopers - let's share

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Mrs Bones

This thread is about" talking" bloopers. but can also be "editing" bloopers because in my thread the **** word had not been edited out!!!
Best blooper though had a really good giggle.

Thank you

Min

[CaroleL]

I stutter mostly when I'm having a rough day. When I stutter, I tend to push my head forward as if I'm trying to expel the word.

Last night when hubby asked me what I wanted for dinner, I really didn't have a preference but what came out of my mouth was "cat". I got a really funny look.

[MrsBones]

This thread is about" talking" bloopers. but can also be "editing" bloopers because in my thread the **** word had not been edited out!!!
Best blooper though had a really good giggle.

Thank you

Min

Yeah, guess so....it was posted, edited, the edit posted about and finally, edited back to its original after the edit was discussed. Confusing, yes?

[apple19]

I have been laughing since this thread first started.

I am always mixing words. The other day I was driving from the mall with my daughter and the traffic was VERY heavy. I told her that we could go off at the next exit and take the long way home since we were not in a hungry. (I meant hurry)

[MSwhileOverseas]

Glad to know I am not alone.

I just called a motorcycle a "motorbycle"

While walking on a collage campus tour with my daughter I told everyone my "my blisters have feet"

My family has been getting a good laugh at me this week.

[loopey]

I once wanted to tell my cat he was a little jerk and I said little businessman. It is now the ongoing joke in my family; when someone does something wrong they are a "little businessman".

[hunterd]

MrsBones, I" un edited" what I had initially edited out. I did not know it was approved before, so I must apologize for the confusion.

[sgrammied]

I am constantly mixing words. Or not saying what I want to say.

My daughter and I were at Sears and I was talking to the cashier.... I forgot my words, thankfully my daughter finished for me. Then told the cashier I was not drunk or aold timers, I had MS. She told the cashier to just turn me around and push me in a different direction.

[seal]

This is very embarrassing (aren't they all though?) I hope I don't offend anyone.

I started meditating about a month ago. Last week I was telling my co-workers how I go home and masterbate every day!

I will never live that one down.

[HellsBells1]

Mixing up word beginnings

Yeah, this is happening to me a lot in the past few months. Everyone's stories are so funny. Not only do I say the wrong word, mix up the starting letters of two words in a sentence, words in the wrong order, etc. but my tongue doesn't seem to be able to pronounce sounds properly. I am always speaking a strong "th" sounds instead of "s" but it's more than a thlur.

I told a new server I was training that "We will do the cash-out after we are done painting." She looked at me like I was crazy... I had to really think about what was wrong... "after we are done cleaning."

I asked my other servers, "Who loth the toin coss?" Should have been "Who lost the coin toss?"

And, I smoke, bad I know, but I also asked, "Do you have a bum I could smoke?" No translation required, I'm sure!

[kayc3115]

The first time I really noticed speech problems was during the winter time.

My co-workers had set up some decorations throughout the shop and I was trying to say that I liked the stockings she had hung.

I could not say stockings...it kept coming out scarf. I like your scarves. I knew exactly what I was trying to say, but could not get out the work stockings.

Other than that I've noticed I say things backwards or in the wrong order. Or most of the entire sentence is jumbled together into some other unintelligible string of sounds.

I'm pretty sure that most folks think I drink a fair amount.

[bwmorris]

I tried to tell my spouse today that I was "trackaging the packing" on my computer. It's amazing what strange things computers allow us to do these days!

As soon as I said it, I had a what-the-heck-did-I-just-say?! moment. Fortunately, she figured out right away that I was tracking a package…smart lady.

[jjs]

I once wanted to tell my cat he was a little jerk and I said little businessman. It is now the ongoing joke in my family; when someone does something wrong they are a "little businessman".

Maybe there was a not so pleasant businessman you recently dealt with?! Probably not but that was the thought that went through my head.

[jjs]

I am constantly mixing words. Or not saying what I want to say.

My daughter and I were at Sears and I was talking to the cashier.... I forgot my words, thankfully my daughter finished for me. Then told the cashier I was not drunk or aold timers, I had MS. She told the cashier to just turn me around and push me in a different direction.

My daughter saves me quite often. I am thankful she at least gives me several seconds first though to see if I can figure it out myself. I don't want to always depend on her to speak for me!

One specific time I remember a few years ago I was talking to a brother at our church. In mid sentence I totally lost a word and just kept opening my mouth like I was going to say something but all that came out was a little bit of something that sounded really pathetic. Kind of like a fast "ah, ah, ah, ah" but not so 'ah-ish' if that makes any sense. I did this several times and then looked at my daughter. She said the word and then I moved on with the rest of the sentence. The brother looked at me with a blank stare ... but he did know I was having struggles so maybe he put two and two together?

I guess some times we just need an interpreter!

[KatieAgain]

O.K. I was sent to a Nutritionist recently by the VA, because I was not eating any food and therefore malnourished during my last flare.

The nutritionist said, "How do you normally sustain yourself during a flare?" I said, "I try to drink Booze three or four times a day." I went on to say, "My former doctor said its very nutritious."

She stared at me like I was crazy. I finally realized what I had done and said, "I mean Boost, B-O-O-S-T, you know the liquid nutritional supplement?"