Don't know where to start so you folks can figure it out. Just consider it like an Easter egg hunt for adults or are we (this is speaking about myself for sure)? First note I will be serving only 10 adults per time (which is limited by your ability to tolerate my food choices and banter). Since my current abode is only about 2200 sq ft. some of you may have to sit in different rooms with a megaphone or hearing aide and yell. You will be allowed dogs pets however cats will have to stay outside guarding the birds from overeating in the feeders we just put out. We called Jimmy Buffet and the entire area dropped from the sky.
Warning I will be w(h)ing at this event and will be putting out the human Jimmy Buffet of a selection of cheeses and crackers as I don't like to cook and current do not have enough sanatizer to provide a complete meal nor can I stand long enough to provide the effort. Unless of course I can sit in the chair next to stove and continue to cook warm pudding. But then how can I absorb the brillant ideas I'm hoping to come my way. As it is all about me you know. and if not now you do just saying.
I have NOT been approach to STAR on the hoarder show YET, however it could happen after this disgusting interupption of Covid. Such an inconvience. Just how many times do I need to sanitize the door knobs. Rhetoric pun 2x per day I already know this thank you.
Yesterday while unloading the small fridge/freezer upstairs next to media and bonus room and waiting for the minscule freezer to defrost, I decided to wash and air fluff the beds---- for the only dog we have left dear Bailey ( she has one under desk near Dad, one in the media room so as not to be left while we watch movies, one in livingroom while Dad cooks in kitchen as she is not allowed in there she trips him (I do still enjoy eating as long as I don't have to fix/unless pudding from my chair/remember to to numerous surgeries I can't stand longer than about 5 minutes and yes this is a huge huge huge issues) Stamp foot here!!! and one last (actually 2) one in master bedroom and one in small bedroom in case hubby is banished due to snoring cause I have chronic insomia (insert whine here).
I was cleaning what seemed like 5,000 doorknobs and lightswitch covers (I did embelish here). But did feel that way for sure. I came back upstairs to ck on the defrosting. Note: small tray just under freezer part that can be pulled out to dump water only if you are an acrobat and can pull out without dumping the water into the just alcohol cleaned fridge. I attempted ( this is where it goes south way south) to sit dwn on very very short stool to ck the ice breakeage and not ready yet----- when I missed the stool and fell totally backward directly into corner of door with head and shoulder and hit back (of 5 surgeries and numerous burning of the nerves /ablation).
Wave of on great I've done it again!!!! This WILL ruin my record of attempting to pursue getting the house cleaning before I die. Yes it did sound like a heard of water buffalo as dh yelled per our normal "are you ok" and per my normal I always immediately yell I'm ok whether I am or not just to let him know not to call the EMTs as they cost too much for us. I really really did hurt. No trip to ER and conserving on face masks.
Here is the (am unable to accept part). Hubby says you KNOW you will be unable to do anything tomorrow as you have really hurt yourself (duh she thinks in her head seriously duh). We have this discussion often. He is always right but problem is I'm still fighting reality. On a good day I am limited way more than I would like to admit. But when I do something like this is just irked me beyond what I can articulate!!!!!!!!!!! True I could barely get out of bed and walk to bathroom (note not outhouse I'm happy and gratful to say).
I believe if I had no legs, was in a wheelchair ALL the time instead of just occasionally, was paralized or brain dead I would have a legit reason for no doing all I want or once did before I was vintage and had 20 surgeries and MS. However, I have fatiue and HUGE heat issue is most of MS issues. Thus I am NOT able at this time to realize and or accept my limitations. Yes I realize the facts are true and I am in fact only irked about this and don't like at all and it is just me not others that say anything about my lack of abilites as I won't allow anyone inside to view possible new hoarders star (currently won't accept as there still is a path to each room and ablity to find clothes in closet).
Here is your brain teaser---------How do I learn to realize I'm a human being instead of human doing and be OK with accepting my limitations???? Feel free to submit as many suggestions as you desire. All will be appreciated. Please someone pleas answer please or I will have to cancel party.
Warning I will be w(h)ing at this event and will be putting out the human Jimmy Buffet of a selection of cheeses and crackers as I don't like to cook and current do not have enough sanatizer to provide a complete meal nor can I stand long enough to provide the effort. Unless of course I can sit in the chair next to stove and continue to cook warm pudding. But then how can I absorb the brillant ideas I'm hoping to come my way. As it is all about me you know. and if not now you do just saying.
I have NOT been approach to STAR on the hoarder show YET, however it could happen after this disgusting interupption of Covid. Such an inconvience. Just how many times do I need to sanitize the door knobs. Rhetoric pun 2x per day I already know this thank you.
Yesterday while unloading the small fridge/freezer upstairs next to media and bonus room and waiting for the minscule freezer to defrost, I decided to wash and air fluff the beds---- for the only dog we have left dear Bailey ( she has one under desk near Dad, one in the media room so as not to be left while we watch movies, one in livingroom while Dad cooks in kitchen as she is not allowed in there she trips him (I do still enjoy eating as long as I don't have to fix/unless pudding from my chair/remember to to numerous surgeries I can't stand longer than about 5 minutes and yes this is a huge huge huge issues) Stamp foot here!!! and one last (actually 2) one in master bedroom and one in small bedroom in case hubby is banished due to snoring cause I have chronic insomia (insert whine here).
I was cleaning what seemed like 5,000 doorknobs and lightswitch covers (I did embelish here). But did feel that way for sure. I came back upstairs to ck on the defrosting. Note: small tray just under freezer part that can be pulled out to dump water only if you are an acrobat and can pull out without dumping the water into the just alcohol cleaned fridge. I attempted ( this is where it goes south way south) to sit dwn on very very short stool to ck the ice breakeage and not ready yet----- when I missed the stool and fell totally backward directly into corner of door with head and shoulder and hit back (of 5 surgeries and numerous burning of the nerves /ablation).
Wave of on great I've done it again!!!! This WILL ruin my record of attempting to pursue getting the house cleaning before I die. Yes it did sound like a heard of water buffalo as dh yelled per our normal "are you ok" and per my normal I always immediately yell I'm ok whether I am or not just to let him know not to call the EMTs as they cost too much for us. I really really did hurt. No trip to ER and conserving on face masks.
Here is the (am unable to accept part). Hubby says you KNOW you will be unable to do anything tomorrow as you have really hurt yourself (duh she thinks in her head seriously duh). We have this discussion often. He is always right but problem is I'm still fighting reality. On a good day I am limited way more than I would like to admit. But when I do something like this is just irked me beyond what I can articulate!!!!!!!!!!! True I could barely get out of bed and walk to bathroom (note not outhouse I'm happy and gratful to say).
I believe if I had no legs, was in a wheelchair ALL the time instead of just occasionally, was paralized or brain dead I would have a legit reason for no doing all I want or once did before I was vintage and had 20 surgeries and MS. However, I have fatiue and HUGE heat issue is most of MS issues. Thus I am NOT able at this time to realize and or accept my limitations. Yes I realize the facts are true and I am in fact only irked about this and don't like at all and it is just me not others that say anything about my lack of abilites as I won't allow anyone inside to view possible new hoarders star (currently won't accept as there still is a path to each room and ablity to find clothes in closet).
Here is your brain teaser---------How do I learn to realize I'm a human being instead of human doing and be OK with accepting my limitations???? Feel free to submit as many suggestions as you desire. All will be appreciated. Please someone pleas answer please or I will have to cancel party.
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