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    Some fun Dr/Patient jokes

    Thought I'd lighten up the mood for all us that have gone through a way too-long winter season.

    Patient: The Doctor said he'd have me on my feet in two weeks!
    Friend: And did he?
    Patient: Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill.

    Q: Does an apple a day keep the Dr away?
    A: Only if you aim well enough.

    Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side?
    A: He's all right now!

    They tried to save him with an IV, but it was all in vain.

    More coming later....
    Do you have some good jokes to share?
    1st sx '89 Dx '99 w/RRMS - SP since 2010
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    #2
    Q: What do you call a student that got C's all the way through med school?
    A: Hopefully not your doctor!

    I went to the doctor and he said I have acute appendicitis and I said compared to who?

    Woman: My husband swallowed an aspirin by mistake.
    Doctor: Give him a headache now, what else?
    1st sx '89 Dx '99 w/RRMS - SP since 2010
    Administrator Message Boards/Moderator

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      #3
      Made the Gastrointestinal Dr laugh

      My husband is the joker and most times (by default) I am his sidekick. The Dr met me in Consult Rm after he was finished with my husband's colonoscopy to let me know the procedure was over and everything was fine. He asked me if I had any questions and I told him that my husband had one question that he wanted me to ask.... "Did you find his car keys?". The Dr just looked at me for a couple of seconds then answered that he wasn't looking for them. He didn't start to laugh until he was waking away from me.

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        #4
        That's funny DorOMA!

        Once when I was deep in cog/fog, I called my Doctor's office.

        Me: Hello, this is Doctor (I put in my name) and I'd like to speak to my patient (the doctor's name).

        I was so flabbergasted, that I started to laugh out loud and had to hang up. Then I was so embarrassed I had to have my husband call the next day for me.

        Geeezz
        1st sx '89 Dx '99 w/RRMS - SP since 2010
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          #5
          Good ones. HEE Hee.

          My hubby had kidney stones last year.
          The doc he had was lovely and considered himself quite a joker. Hubby was in a lot of pain and had been for a long while but the doc continued to joke all the way to his hospital room.

          His best though was when he called hubby's room to let me know how things had gone in surgery. This was so considerate and such an unexpected thing for a specialist to do that i was taken off guard. So when he started to list the things my husband would require to maintain his kidney health in a very serious voice- i listened attentively.... until he said he MUST have sex daily for the rest of his life and then the penny dropped and i said "well that ain't happenin" all i could hear was laughter
          Keep em coming

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