B Ware Fart Carts
I have had some problems with the fart carts. A lot of people leave them in the parking lots. They get hit by cars, wet in the rain....makes the seats look dry but are squishy so when you stand you look like you peed yourself ..... then left in the sun.....now if you tend to have a cold butt that is OK since it is warm.....if not you get a little surprise when your nether regions get lit up.
Then you get one of these abused fart carts......that is where it gets even more fun. I had one that would stop with no warning...you get going good and wham it stops...not bad unless your having a pain day....
Then there is one the wheels arent quite right....so it thumps up and down.....fun little roller coaster ride especially if you are a twitcher. (really makes you looked like a stoned tweeker on a meth run)
Then the ones that have been hit by cars and the steering is off.....Bad enough on a twitch day I look like a drunk driving one.....but get one with bad steering and WOW surprised I dont get a DUI with it.
Not knowing what your getting is like a Lottery.....there are some that run faster than they should and are hilarious. Then there are the slow ones where you wonder if gimping along you can go faster......I think of it as an adventure.
There are times they dont have any at the door I enter in at Walmart so my mom will go to the other door. She finally got the courage to drive one so she can bring one to me.....Unfortunately she drives those as bad as she is at driving a car.
She wont let me get a lift on the car because she cant back her car even without one.....she hits more mail boxes, fence posts and trees with her trailer hitch on her car.....she has busted more tail lights than anyone I know. Yet she has been driving for years and knowing I can drive better she still wont let me drive since the doc said no driving.....ok so I might go to sleep.....or twitch.....IF they dont like my driving people should just stay off the side walks.
I have had some problems with the fart carts. A lot of people leave them in the parking lots. They get hit by cars, wet in the rain....makes the seats look dry but are squishy so when you stand you look like you peed yourself ..... then left in the sun.....now if you tend to have a cold butt that is OK since it is warm.....if not you get a little surprise when your nether regions get lit up.
Then you get one of these abused fart carts......that is where it gets even more fun. I had one that would stop with no warning...you get going good and wham it stops...not bad unless your having a pain day....
Then there is one the wheels arent quite right....so it thumps up and down.....fun little roller coaster ride especially if you are a twitcher. (really makes you looked like a stoned tweeker on a meth run)
Then the ones that have been hit by cars and the steering is off.....Bad enough on a twitch day I look like a drunk driving one.....but get one with bad steering and WOW surprised I dont get a DUI with it.
Not knowing what your getting is like a Lottery.....there are some that run faster than they should and are hilarious. Then there are the slow ones where you wonder if gimping along you can go faster......I think of it as an adventure.
There are times they dont have any at the door I enter in at Walmart so my mom will go to the other door. She finally got the courage to drive one so she can bring one to me.....Unfortunately she drives those as bad as she is at driving a car.
She wont let me get a lift on the car because she cant back her car even without one.....she hits more mail boxes, fence posts and trees with her trailer hitch on her car.....she has busted more tail lights than anyone I know. Yet she has been driving for years and knowing I can drive better she still wont let me drive since the doc said no driving.....ok so I might go to sleep.....or twitch.....IF they dont like my driving people should just stay off the side walks.
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