Posted on Facebook by my 47 y.o. Facebook friend named Dana.
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Spam call today (for which I'm still not sure what he was selling)
Him: I'm blah blah blah and insurance blah blah
Me: ok
H: Your name...
M: Jessika McBill
H: J.e.f.f.i.k.a M.e.B.i.l.l and what year and kind of car do you have?
M: 1949 Chevy Stingray (is that even legit?)
H: Age
M: 74
H: oh you don't sound 74
M: I get that all the time it's because I recently had a facelift.
(Lays head on desk...repeatedly)
H: do you own your home?
M: No...I'm 74 I live-in assisted living
H: is it single family?
M: my room is...but the whole place is full of a bunch of other old facelifted people...
And that's where he stopped...
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Spam call today (for which I'm still not sure what he was selling)
Him: I'm blah blah blah and insurance blah blah
Me: ok
H: Your name...
M: Jessika McBill
H: J.e.f.f.i.k.a M.e.B.i.l.l and what year and kind of car do you have?
M: 1949 Chevy Stingray (is that even legit?)
H: Age
M: 74
H: oh you don't sound 74
M: I get that all the time it's because I recently had a facelift.
(Lays head on desk...repeatedly)
H: do you own your home?
M: No...I'm 74 I live-in assisted living
H: is it single family?
M: my room is...but the whole place is full of a bunch of other old facelifted people...
And that's where he stopped...
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