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    If MS Had a Dating Profile

    Oh, hey there. Almost didn't see ya. I'm just over here gnawing on your myelin.

    Let me tell you about myself. I really love my job. I'm not even sure how I got started in this line of work-- it's almost like I was just born into it. I'm a diligent worker. Some might say I never rest!

    I pride myself on being spontaneous in life. I love long walks through brain matter. I really enjoy traveling and often vacation along the spinal cord and, if I'm feeling exotic: the optic nerve! My friends tell me I really know how to leave my mark, wherever I go!

    I especially enjoy the humid summer months. I really feel alive when the sun is beating down on me!

    I have to let you know: I'm pretty high-maintenance. It really takes a lot of dough to take care of me!

    I do enjoy being in control. I like to call the shots. Sometimes I just change my mind with no explanation and whoever I'm with has to be ok with that.

    While I'm open to any companion, I am most interested in women between the ages of 20-50.

    DX 3/2018; started Ocrevus 3/30/18 (EDSS 2.5)

    "Therefore we do not lose heart. Though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are being renewed day by day."
    - 2 Corinthians 4:16
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    #2
    Originally posted by smalltowngirl View Post
    Oh, hey there. Almost didn't see ya. I'm just over here gnawing on your myelin.

    Let me tell you about myself. I really love my job. I'm not even sure how I got started in this line of work-- it's almost like I was just born into it. I'm a diligent worker. Some might say I never rest!

    I pride myself on being spontaneous in life. I love long walks through brain matter. I really enjoy traveling and often vacation along the spinal cord and, if I'm feeling exotic: the optic nerve! My friends tell me I really know how to leave my mark, wherever I go!

    I especially enjoy the humid summer months. I really feel alive when the sun is beating down on me!

    I have to let you know: I'm pretty high-maintenance. It really takes a lot of dough to take care of me!

    I do enjoy being in control. I like to call the shots. Sometimes I just change my mind with no explanation and whoever I'm with has to be ok with that.

    While I'm open to any companion, I am most interested in women between the ages of 20-50.

    Very, very clever (and perfect profile of MS)!

    Thanks for sharing!

    Take Care
    PPMS for 26 years (dx 1998)
    ~ Worrying will not take away tomorrow's troubles ~ But it will take away today's peace. ~

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      #3
      Thanks for the smile and laughs smalltowngirl. Loved it. If only we could block this profile...
      Kathy
      DX 01/06, currently on Tysabri

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        #4
        Smalltowngirl--that was hilarious, thanks for the laugh today!

        Too bad we can't just swipe left on MS though!

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          #5
          Wish we could report that profile for not leaving us alone!

          Thanks for the laugh though! 😊



          “Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows.”
          ― Helen Keller

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            #6
            This is perfect and thanks for the LOL read... I needed that
            1st sx '89 Dx '99 w/RRMS - SP since 2010
            Administrator Message Boards/Moderator

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              #7
              So glad I could spread some happiness! That makes me happy!!
              DX 3/2018; started Ocrevus 3/30/18 (EDSS 2.5)

              "Therefore we do not lose heart. Though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are being renewed day by day."
              - 2 Corinthians 4:16

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                #8
                LOL!! 😂. That was so good! Thank you for being a chuckle to me this evening!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ladybug162 View Post
                  Wish we could report that profile for not leaving us alone!

                  Thanks for the laugh though! 😊
                  For stalking? Yeah. And get a restraining order against it. :-)
                  ~ Faith
                  MSWorld Volunteer -- Moderator since JUN2012
                  (now a Mimibug)

                  Symptoms began in JAN02
                  - Dx with RRMS in OCT03, following 21 months of limbo, ruling out lots of other dx, and some "probable stroke" and "probable CNS" dx for awhile.
                  - In 2008, I was back in limbo briefly, then re-dx w/ MS: JUL08                  .
                  - Betaseron NOV03-AUG08; Copaxone20 SEPT08-APR15; Copaxone40 APR15-present
                  - Began receiving SSDI / LTD NOV08. Not employed. I volunteer in my church and community.

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                    #10
                    That was good thank you for bringing a smile to me this morning

                    Shoo
                    Shoo

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                      #11
                      I can think of a lot of real sexy pieces for those who like the perfect example of what no one wants in a mate.

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                        #12
                        So funny. And accurate. 🤣

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                          #13
                          L-O-FREAKIN'-L!!!!!!
                          RRMS 2005, Copaxone since 2007
                          "I hope to be the person my dog thinks I am."

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