I am thrilled to be able to go to my brother's wedding in Eastern Europe in 2 weeks.
Much less happy that I do not know what we are doing for three days before the wedding, what the accommodations are or what is appropriate to wear. Or if there are public bathrooms.
None of which would be a big deal...except that it's 94 degrees there right now and not likely to be cooler then! Evidently there is a sightseeing tour of some sort. And we'll be staying in guest rooms, air conditioning status unknown.
And I just learned today the wedding itself is OUTSIDE! We don't know where. Go with the flow, my mother says. She's sympathetic, but doesn't get it. We'll all be uncomfortable, even if it doesn't make us ill, she says.
I am not concerned about feeling sick or having a bit of buzzing in my legs: that's a given. I am terrified that I am going to stumble, fall, be completely unable to stand. Or just melt into fatigue after waking about in the heat for 2 days & then having to dress up. Or that my 1-hour bladder will betray me.
I'm not high maintenance and I'm not whiney (much), but good Lord, overseas, sleep & meds schedule whacked out...and sitting in a dress at a wedding on a 90 degree day. I manage & walk fine at home because I don't DO stupid stuff like that.
I am going to fall on my face, embarrass my family and offend all my future in laws. And this is the only place anyone could possibly understand that I'm NOT. WORRIED.ABOUT. FEELING HOT.
Sorry, had to let that out. Maybe I'll pin a cooling scarf to my bra under my dress. Think it would get enough air to evaporate properly?
Much less happy that I do not know what we are doing for three days before the wedding, what the accommodations are or what is appropriate to wear. Or if there are public bathrooms.
None of which would be a big deal...except that it's 94 degrees there right now and not likely to be cooler then! Evidently there is a sightseeing tour of some sort. And we'll be staying in guest rooms, air conditioning status unknown.
And I just learned today the wedding itself is OUTSIDE! We don't know where. Go with the flow, my mother says. She's sympathetic, but doesn't get it. We'll all be uncomfortable, even if it doesn't make us ill, she says.
I am not concerned about feeling sick or having a bit of buzzing in my legs: that's a given. I am terrified that I am going to stumble, fall, be completely unable to stand. Or just melt into fatigue after waking about in the heat for 2 days & then having to dress up. Or that my 1-hour bladder will betray me.
I'm not high maintenance and I'm not whiney (much), but good Lord, overseas, sleep & meds schedule whacked out...and sitting in a dress at a wedding on a 90 degree day. I manage & walk fine at home because I don't DO stupid stuff like that.
I am going to fall on my face, embarrass my family and offend all my future in laws. And this is the only place anyone could possibly understand that I'm NOT. WORRIED.ABOUT. FEELING HOT.
Sorry, had to let that out. Maybe I'll pin a cooling scarf to my bra under my dress. Think it would get enough air to evaporate properly?
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