Mine is going to be unpleasantly bowel-related, where fortunately while driving alone, all control was lost. There was absolutely nothing I could do about it. Just sit there and keep my eyes on the road and my hands on the steering wheel.
Thank the Lord I was wearing a skirt and underpants, and nothing escaped. I got home, hobbled very squish-ily round to the laundry, stripped naked, and threw everything in the washing machine.
At which point I remembered I hadn't unlocked the house, so I had to sneak round to the front door, stand on the step and unlock the door in plain view of the passing traffic while stark naked.
Strangely enough I didn't attract a stalker after that little exhibition.
I had a shower for about an hour afterwards.
Happily this has only happened once, but it was certainly memorable. Top that!
Thank the Lord I was wearing a skirt and underpants, and nothing escaped. I got home, hobbled very squish-ily round to the laundry, stripped naked, and threw everything in the washing machine.
At which point I remembered I hadn't unlocked the house, so I had to sneak round to the front door, stand on the step and unlock the door in plain view of the passing traffic while stark naked.
Strangely enough I didn't attract a stalker after that little exhibition.
I had a shower for about an hour afterwards.
Happily this has only happened once, but it was certainly memorable. Top that!
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